Somebody Please Mess with Texas

And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away; it is better for you to lose one of your members than for your whole body to go into hell. Matthew 5:30

Maybe there is hope yet for this country, but I think it may be necessary to first cut out the cancer of a state called Texas. Look how beautiful this map is.

If you're wondering why I'm feeling so antitexican, read this article.

I've never trusted Texas, and it doesn't look like things will be changing soon.