Another gem from Bill Maher

"If you, the citizen, deliberately vote for someone who won't give you health care over someone who will, you need to have your head examined. Except, you can't afford to have your head examined."

Matthew Chapman hits a home-run

"For a feminist to still believe in God is like a freed slave still living on the plantation."

The Petty and Spiteful Son of Man

In the morning, when he returned to the city, he was hungry. And seeing a fig tree by the side of the road, he went to it and found nothing at all on it but leaves. Then he said to it, "May no fruit ever come from you again!" And the fig tree withered at once.

Matthew 21:18-19

The State of Tennessee begs the question

I swear I haven't distorted the meaning of this, only edited out the parts that might mask the beauty of its logic.

Every murder . . . committed in the perpetration of . . . any murder in the first degree . . . is murder in the first degree.

Any questions?

From the people charged with finding me a job...

Here is a brief excerpt from a section of my Career Planning and Professional Development Handbook concerning resumes:

You may wish to list any publications, either published or unpublished . . . .

So, my career counselor wants me to include my unpublished publications. Well, I've got lots of those!

Hey, a funny!

If the text is too small, click to zoom in. I believe the author asks eight questions in-a-row before he decides to break the insanity with a joke, in the form of a question -- no, two! -- of course.

Also, note the use of the verb "burgle" near the top there. You like that, don't you? I know I do.